Landlord: “What’s that you’re holding?”
Jay: “A goat skull. It’s for an art project.”
Landlord: “I expected that, since you’re not allowed to do any Satanic Rituals on the first floor.”
Jay: “That wasn’t in the lease- I’m just not allowed to be noisy about it.”
Landlord: “Yes, no chanting. I don’t want demons pouring out of the fireplace.”
Jay: “No loud chanting, you mean.”
